Black Man Republican

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Black Man Republican[edit | edit source]

The Black Man Republican is notably unnotable for being, in the opinion of many people, like, one of THE WORST councilmen in the history of his city, for like, being ridiculed and stuff. He is most notable for the times that he TOTALLY got accused of stealing money and equipment from his city and "using an unauthorized city credit card to buy pizza", whew, that is a lot!

He was, like, APPARENTLY, able to go to jail for up to 40 years, but like, APPARENTLY they decided otherwise. APPARENTLY, he was supposed to start being "a dad and husband and find a job", but APPARENTLY this didn't pan out folks, people, folks.

His Home[edit | edit source]

A long time ago Black Man Republican was totally popular and a respected member of his community. But then, like, out of nowhere, my dude, he just got sentenced to like a misdemeanor for child abuse "after his naked, autistic thirteen-year-old son was found living in a home pocked with human feces and dead rodents."

You might think his house smells stinky now, but, like, nobody knows, lads. He said there might be "some dead rodents in (his) house ... (but he doesn't) know where they came from." But, like, a surprise comes in, he is also willing to clean his house up so his son can come home! So, it is up to the reader, to like decide, is his house still stinky?

Great Quotes[edit | edit source]

Like, let's be hhonest here, even accused criminals have some good quotes. So here are some good ones.

  • "Everyone in the Republican Party can break the rules except me." - Black Man Republican